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Martial Arts

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BERRY GORDY'S THE LAST DRAGON (1985)

Sunday, 03 March 2013 12:00
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     Back in a mystical time known only to historians as the 80’s, there was this phenomenon where people made mini-movies set to music and put them on TV.  Head of Motown records Berry Gordy took advantage of this craze and made films such as Mahogany and The Wiz.  This was his final feature film and told the story of Bruce Leroy, an aspiring martial artist trying to reach the final level and receive “the glow”.  In order to achieve this he must stand up to Sho ‘Nuff the Shogun of Harlem and save his girlfriend from the clutches of the evil Eddie Arkanian.

 

 


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IP MAN (2008)

Friday, 01 March 2013 12:00
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     Ip Man (directed by Wilson Yip and starring Donnie Yen) is a Chinese historical martial arts movie that is based very loosely on the life of Yip Man, the first martial arts grandmaster to teach the style of Wing Chun, and later on teacher of Bruce Lee. The film follows the story of Ip Man and the city of Fo Shan during the Second World War as they battle to hold the city's honour against the invading Japanese.     


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SHINOBI: HEART UNDER BLADE (2005)

Friday, 22 February 2013 03:54
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The Buzz:

      Have you ever been sitting through a performance of Romeo and Juliet, and found yourself daydreaming about how much better it would be if everyone were ninjas? Or that they had super-powers? And there were more than two fight scenes? Well aren't you in luck! Shinobi: Heart Under Blade has got all that more, when the heir's-to-be of two rival ninja clans secretly fall in love. But the Lord decides that these two clans are a threat to the Age of Peace, and orders five warriors from each clan to a death match. Now the two lovers are forced to go to war with one another, to decide the fate of the Shinobi.


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MIAMI CONNECTION (1987)

Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:28
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The Buzz:

     A lost film recently recovered from oblivion, Miami Connection is an 80's martial arts movie that follows a young synth rock band, who are skilled in Tae Kwon Do, as they face off against a rival band, a rival gang, and cocaine-dealing biker-ninjas. Yes, you read that last part correctly, COCAINE-DEALING BIKER-NINJAS!


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CHOCOLATE (2008)

Sunday, 15 July 2012 16:40
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The Buzz:

     From the same folks who brought you Ong Bak and The Protector comes the film Chocolate, about a young girl with autism who learns to fight from watching martial arts films, and has to fight brutal gangsters who owe her sick mother money to earn the cash needed to pay for her treatments.

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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