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DEADPOOL (2016)

Wednesday, 17 February 2016 01:39

The Buzz:deadpoolposter2

 

     A sexy Canadian freedom fighter with a heart of gold is stricken by the world's least sexy disease - CANCER! In an attempt to be cured and spend his days with his morally upstanding girlfriend he volunteers for a secret government experiment... only to be tortured by a man with an adorable girl's name and turned into a hideous freak - a stark physical contrast to his still charming and loveable demeanor. Worried his life's love could never see past his deformity he travels on foot (and in cabs) dispensing wisdom with a shrouded visage as he hunts for the man who wronged him... in hopes, perhaps, to save both of their souls.

 

FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

Tuesday, 09 February 2016 00:35

The Buzz:

 


    In the small town of Dillford, bum-fuck-nowhere USA life is simple and pretty much how it is in other who gives a shit towns. Kids go to schoool, parents just don't understand, the town economy is held together by a processed food plant, and that one goody-two-shoes thinks he actually has a shot with the hottest girl in school. Oh.... also Zombies, Humans, and Vampires live in relative peaceful cohabitation. That is until the Aliens show up...

 

WOLFCOP (2014)

Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:39

The Buzz:

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      A small town cop named Lou Garou (Leo Fafard) is a
worthless drunk of a cop. Until he gets turned into a werewolf just before the towns big Hunting and Booze festival. Using good old fashioned whiskey to fuel his werewolf powers he must undo the hundreds of year old dasterdly plot of a few lizard-like shapeshifters who intend to control everything.. or some things, at least.

 

IN A WORLD (2013)

Friday, 25 July 2014 15:15

The Buzz:

        Lake Bell stars as Carol, a voice coach who suddenly finds herself in a position to start being a competing force in the industry of movie trailer voiceovers. But her competition is an arrogant father who's been a staple of the scene for decades, his protégé, and the fact that this work has been dominated by males since its beginning.

 

BAD MILO (2013)

Saturday, 05 April 2014 18:36

The Buzz:

 

     Duncan (Ken Marino) leads a stressful life and it’s starting to effect him physically. Ulcers are the least of his problem when he learns that his dark side has manifested as a small demon that lives up his ass and comes out when ever he’s stressed to kill the person causing him problems.    

 

THE LEGO MOVIE (2014)

Saturday, 15 February 2014 18:41

The Buzz:

 

     The evil Mr. Business controls all the lands of LEGO. He is obsessed with order and plans to unleash his devastating weapon The Kragle on the world on Taco Tuesday. However, there is a prophecy that a Master Builder will arise to stop him. In comes Emmet, a construction worker who finds the legendary Piece of Resistance that marks him as the one the prophecy spoke of. 

ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD (2012)

Saturday, 08 February 2014 20:25

The Buzz:

 

     There has got to be a joke here about “buzz” and flies and shit. You’ll have to put those pieces together and make it, though, because my brain is still recovering from watching this film. A Japanese comedy horror film that sees a group of friends attacked by zombies controlled by giant sentient tape worms. Throw in some mad scientist, literal toilet humor, and flying by fart propulsion and you start to understand the absolute insanity of this picture. 

 

 

THE FP (2011)

Thursday, 06 February 2014 20:46

THE BUZZ

     In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, gangs vie for control of Frazier Park (abbreviated as titular The FP) through a brutal blood sport much akin to the thunderdome. Except instead of any real blood sport, it’s a dance game called Beat-Beat Revolution. After his brother BTRO gets literally served to death by a rival gang’s superior performance, JTRO (played by writer and director Jason Trost) leaves the FP. However, a year later, the park is in shambles due to the evil gang’s malevolent rule, and JTRO must return to save the day and serve up some white-hot BBR revenge. Featuring awesome sets, insanely high BPM techno, good costuming, and ……..odd humor, this film was ignored by many, shat on by a bunch of critics, and watched by few. But fuck the haters, this movie is awesome, and you should watch it.

COCKNEYS VS ZOMBIES (2012)

Wednesday, 05 February 2014 12:00

The Buzz:

        At the same time brothers Terry & Andy (Rasmus Hardiker & Harry Treadaway, respectfully) have teamed up with their cousin (Michelle Ryan), their friend (Jack Doolan), and the local psychopath (Ashley Thomas) to rob a bank in order to keep grandpa's (Alan Ford) home from being closed down, wouldn't you know it, zombies. What follows is a delightful little comedy-horror about the brothers trying to rescue granddad, and escape the undead hordes.

 

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (2012)

Friday, 31 January 2014 03:17

     We truly have reached an interesting time when mildly popular internet memes are enough to inspire entire films. The ad depicted on the poster actually did run in Backwoods Home Magazine back in 1997 (Spoilers: It was a gag written by a staff member) and many years later was rediscovered as one of those mildly interesting bits of weirdness that floats around online imageboards. The suggestion of supernatural adventures lurking just outside the periphery of normal life was just mildly interesting enough to inspire writer/producer Derek Connolly and director Colin Trevorrow to create this movie, about a crew of journalists who track down the ad's mysterious author and try to determine whether he's completely mad, or a genuine mad scientist.

 

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Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

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