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Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:59

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The Buzz: 

Detective Yutaka Daimon, with the help of his transforming robot brother Zaborgar,  fight against the evil Sigma organization. Sigma is on a quest to harvest the DNA of prominent businessmen in order to create their most powerful robotic weapon yet…..

bossfightAny movie with boss fights is a winner in my book

 

The Life of the Party:

This movie is god damn ridiculous!!! The storyline is basically this:  Yutaka Daimon’s father discovers a new element that can turn people into cyborgs. The Sigma corp attempts to steal the secret element but kill his father in the process. Daimon, who had always been unappreciated by his father, focuses all his efforts into being a martial artist and detective.  During this time, he finds out that his father used family DNA to create a cyborg partner for his son. AND SHIT GETS REAL!!!! 

The duo use their kung pow awesomeness to put the smack down on random baddies and other cyborgs.  The whole thing has an anime/power rangers/ultraman feel to it and never ceases to be hilarious. Especially when the main character falls on his ass trying to be cool.

Inevitably there is a love interest that shows herself… and of course she is an evil cyborg.


Miss Borg

USB my valentine?


What follows is quite possibly one of the most oddly arousing sex scenes in any movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Joe Dirt.  The two have a crazy love babybot that is raised to be evil by the Sigma corp. Of course we don’t know this until many years later when babybot grows up and comes looking for daddy.

THEN things get absolutely ridiculous.

 

Potential Hangovers:

The storyline is butt-fuck insane. It’s kind of hard to follow at points but who really cares?  Also, subtitles aren’t everyone’s favorite thing.

 

936full-karate--robo-zaborgar-screenshotIn Japan, all the Power Rangers  were the yellow one

The Vibe:

Watch this with a group of people and a fair supply of your favorite booze, I promise you will be rolling the entire movie. 

 

Pros/cons:

+fucking hysterical
+some pretty awesome fights scene
+GIANT ASIAN GIRL AND FART ROCKET WHEELCHAIR
-subtitles
-I want more of this movie 



THE DRINKING GAME:

1: Drink every time someone names an attack
2: Drink everytime a cyborg dies

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