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10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (2016)

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     The Dude's best friend saves that pink haired girl from Scott Pilgrim and a guy who was in a musical based on a Green Day album. He keeps them in his creepy rape dungeon for their own good due to a supposed nuclear attack. Three people, one tiny space, and no idea what the fuck is happening outside.... queue Yakkity Saks. 

DEADPOOL (2016)

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     A sexy Canadian freedom fighter with a heart of gold is stricken by the world's least sexy disease - CANCER! In an attempt to be cured and spend his days with his morally upstanding girlfriend he volunteers for a secret government experiment... only to be tortured by a man with an adorable girl's name and turned into a hideous freak - a stark physical contrast to his still charming and loveable demeanor. Worried his life's love could never see past his deformity he travels on foot (and in cabs) dispensing wisdom with a shrouded visage as he hunts for the man who wronged him... in hopes, perhaps, to save both of their souls.

 

FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

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    In the small town of Dillford, bum-fuck-nowhere USA life is simple and pretty much how it is in other who gives a shit towns. Kids go to schoool, parents just don't understand, the town economy is held together by a processed food plant, and that one goody-two-shoes thinks he actually has a shot with the hottest girl in school. Oh.... also Zombies, Humans, and Vampires live in relative peaceful cohabitation. That is until the Aliens show up...

 

HE NEVER DIED (2015)

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     A cannibalistic immortal must break his self-imposed seclusion when mobsters decide to use a young woman as a chance for revenge. Jack (Henry Rollins) is a no nonsense killer with a heart of gold plated iron who's personal war may truly be his chance for redemption.  

 

 

Return of the Riffing

Edit item Wednesday, 20 January 2016 17:44

                Just back in December a crowd funding project over at Kickstarter broke records for money raised for a film/TV project. What that project was was to bring back a cult classic show called Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you’re unfamiliar, not only is your life inherently worse than mine because of it, but I’ll fill you in on the premise. A guy and a couple of robots, which are puppets, are trapped in a space station by a mad scientist and forced to watch really bad public domain movies, their only way of dealing with this torture is to make fun of everything. So the crowd funding project raised almost 13 million dollars for a new season of MST3K after it’s been off the air for over 15 years. This has prompted a lot of discussion about the show and one article in particular caught my eye. Here’s a link. The article is about how MST3K helped a man through two rough times in his life when he otherwise may have lost everything… he attributes MST3Ks ability to make light of the worst things as what saved him. And that got me thinking as to why MST3K is my most favorite show ever… and what it means to me. And I realized that while not only would there be no Tanked Matinee if it were for MST3K (this whole site was started by a bunch of friends watching bad movies and making fun of them), but it has a very special and personal impact on me as well.

WOLFCOP (2014)

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      A small town cop named Lou Garou (Leo Fafard) is a
worthless drunk of a cop. Until he gets turned into a werewolf just before the towns big Hunting and Booze festival. Using good old fashioned whiskey to fuel his werewolf powers he must undo the hundreds of year old dasterdly plot of a few lizard-like shapeshifters who intend to control everything.. or some things, at least.

 

GAMING: WILDSTAR

Edit item Monday, 12 May 2014 19:01

     Do you like running around expansive worlds firing bullets from guns and/or your mind? What if sometimes those bullets were lasers and the world was inhabited by multitudes of alien life forms bent on finding out what you taste like?! You can’t do that shit in the real world, but you can in Wildstar, and that’s why Wildstar is more awesome than your humdrum existence of paying taxes and microwave dinners!

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     Peter Parker has settled into his role as Spider-Man, but the truth about why his parents abandoned him still haunts him. Now his long time friend, Harry Osborn, is back and finding out he's dying of a rare genetic disorder in which Spider-Man's blood may be the only cure. Additionally a new menace is ravaging the streets of New York and hell bent on Spidey's destruction. What is the price that Parker must pay to be a hero?

BAD MILO (2013)

Edit item Saturday, 05 April 2014 18:36

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     Duncan (Ken Marino) leads a stressful life and it’s starting to effect him physically. Ulcers are the least of his problem when he learns that his dark side has manifested as a small demon that lives up his ass and comes out when ever he’s stressed to kill the person causing him problems.    

 

THE BRASS TEAPOT (2012)

Edit item Saturday, 08 March 2014 20:28

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     Alice and John are a young married couple struggling financially. After a car accident Alice’s eye is drawn to a small bronze teapot in a nearby antique shop. Soon after “acquiring” it they learn that the teapot rewards them for hurting themselves or others with cold hard cash. But when the teapot starts demanding higher and higher sacrifices, what will the couple do to keep their new life style?

 

 

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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