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FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

Tuesday, 09 February 2016 00:35

The Buzz:

 


    In the small town of Dillford, bum-fuck-nowhere USA life is simple and pretty much how it is in other who gives a shit towns. Kids go to schoool, parents just don't understand, the town economy is held together by a processed food plant, and that one goody-two-shoes thinks he actually has a shot with the hottest girl in school. Oh.... also Zombies, Humans, and Vampires live in relative peaceful cohabitation. That is until the Aliens show up...

 

RC-M: Hallo-Weekend 2013 Quadruple-Feature

Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:22

For those of you still celebrating Halloween this weekend, Roger Cor-MANIA! digs up four Corman-related horror flicks from the '70s and '80s. It's a grab bag of mummies, vampires, Frankensteins and freaks in this 2013 Hallo-weekend marathon.

These four films can be purchased in the "Vampires, Mummies, and Monsters" collection from SHOUT! Factory. All media used in this production do not necessarily represent the video quality of any particular product.

Produced and edited by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com

STAKE LAND (2010)

Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:23

The Buzz:

     In a dystopian future, the world has fallen under the curse of vampirism; it started as a disease and became a global epidemic.  We enter the story years into the decline of humanity and learn quickly that people have been reduced to living in pocket communities or they are members of the Brotherhood  (a religious sect that believes the zombies are a cleansing solution from God to make the Brotherhood the ultimate form of humanity).  We follow Mister and (for lack of a better word) his “adopted son” through this wasteland on the way to New Eden AKA Canada.  It’s a moody horror film that flew under the radar but thanks to Netflix is readily available to the public.

 

 

CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER (1974)

Wednesday, 20 March 2013 05:12

The Buzz:

     This little known gem is one of the most original vampire films ever created.  It centers on a traveler and swashbuckler named Captain Kronos.  He winds up in a small village where there are reports of young women aging suddenly to the point of death.  Kronos and his good friend Dr. Marcus investigate and discover a strange family that seems to have always been a part of the town.  Could they be causing this epidemic?  And more importantly who are they?

 

 

 

 

NEAR DARK (1987)

Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30

The Buzz:

     We all know that for years vampires have roamed the night in search of a chance at a normal life.  This film is about one of these families and the humans that sought to destroy them.  Well...okay this is just the opposite; in fact it is the story of a family of vampires that bring chaos wherever they go.  As far as vampire films go it is one of the better ones out there and a lot of fun.

The Buzz:

     This film is well known and respected in the underground horror community.  The film is the one and only film made by Horror Maestro Leif Jonker with whom I had the pleasure to work with during his restoration of the film.  Darkness is simply a story about a Zombie/Vampire outbreak in a small town and the massacre that ensues.  The true worth of this film comes in the backstory, filmed in 1993 for 5000 bucks this film was sold overseas from a VHS copy of a 16mm Master as it was shown in his kitchen.  Ten years later Leif bought all the rights back and made a real master and got a US DVD release in 2006.  He is a big figure in the Horror world in the midwest to this day and always worth a look.

 

 

VAMPEGEDDON (2010)

Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:02

The Buzz:

A small band of goth kids from the local community college head out into the desert and perform eldritch rituals as a harmless hobby, until one of them buys a book of sorcery from a strange garage sale and resurrects not only a small army of vampires buried in the desert, but also the spirit of the monster-hunter who put them there. Fight scenes, nudity, and other hijinks ensue in this direct-to-DVD independent cheapie.

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

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