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FREAKS OF NATURE (2015)

Tuesday, 09 February 2016 00:35

The Buzz:

 


    In the small town of Dillford, bum-fuck-nowhere USA life is simple and pretty much how it is in other who gives a shit towns. Kids go to schoool, parents just don't understand, the town economy is held together by a processed food plant, and that one goody-two-shoes thinks he actually has a shot with the hottest girl in school. Oh.... also Zombies, Humans, and Vampires live in relative peaceful cohabitation. That is until the Aliens show up...

 

APOLLO 18 (2011)

Friday, 10 January 2014 12:00

The Buzz:

     So I evidently have a burning desire to see every found footage style film available on Netflix, and this one was a recent update to the site.  The main difference with this particular film is that I actually remember hearing about it and seeing commercials; most of these types of movies do not get press.  This film hypothesizes that Apollo 17 was not the last trip we took to the moon, that there was one in secret that ended poorly to say the least.  To give an idea of what to expect the tag line is, “There’s a reason we didn’t go back”, and the reason evidently was because 90 minutes feels like an eternity there.  Without further delay I present to you my latest in my increasing obsession, maybe fetish with found footage, enjoy and remember not to go to the moon.

 

 

 

 

 

RC-M: Hallo-Weekend 2013 Quadruple-Feature

Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:22

For those of you still celebrating Halloween this weekend, Roger Cor-MANIA! digs up four Corman-related horror flicks from the '70s and '80s. It's a grab bag of mummies, vampires, Frankensteins and freaks in this 2013 Hallo-weekend marathon.

These four films can be purchased in the "Vampires, Mummies, and Monsters" collection from SHOUT! Factory. All media used in this production do not necessarily represent the video quality of any particular product.

Produced and edited by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com

V/H/S/2 (2013)

Friday, 01 November 2013 04:28

The Buzz:

        Two private investigators have been hired to track down a missing college kid, but when they get to his house all they find are some TV's and a collection of VHS tapes containing strange, horrible tapes of the paranormal in this follow on to the 2012 cult hit.

 

JOKER (2012)

Thursday, 04 April 2013 01:24

The Buzz:

      During India’s independence from Britain territories needed to be rezoned so local government could take over.  The village of Paglapur had an incident on the night of zoning and because of this was never made part of India or Pakistan.  The incident was a minor one involving India’s largest insane asylum getting taken over by the inmates and then the same inmates running over the town.  Cut to the present and we meet Akshay Kumar who lives in America and is basically working for SETI, his project is on the verge of being cancelled and his life is about to change.  He is from Paglapur and he receives a message that his village is in danger.  The town has no water because a dam was built and no one will take responsibility for this village without a country.  So the village does the most obvious thing to solve this problem, fake an alien visitation.

 

 

 

CHARIOTS OF THE GODS (1970)

Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:03

The Buzz:

When did fringe elements of society suddenly become important to the general public consciousness? We all vaguely remember when the History Channel actually taught us about history instead of chronicling new developments in Bigfoot-hunting, and before the Honey Booboo era sapped the last drop of meaning from TLC's initialism. These days, the freaks, the kooks, and the crackpot conspiracy theorists have taken over the mainstream to such a degree that thousands of people showed up in New Orleans on Mayan Apocalypse Day to party with Giorgio Tsoukalos. Most people just know him as "that guy with the hair."

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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