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FDR: AMERICAN BADASS! (2012)

Friday, 08 February 2013 00:14
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     Saint James St. James does it again! There is absolutely nothing about this movie that isn’t fantastic.  We’re talking about an all-star cast: Barry Bostwick, Lin Shaye, Brush McGill, Ray Wise, Hercules (some know him as Kevin Sorbo) and of course, Ross Patterson!  If these names don’t make you tingle with prepubescent joy, then I do not believe this site is for you.  

 


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SHARK ATTACK IN THE MEDITERRANEAN (2004)

Wednesday, 06 February 2013 23:26
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     If you're anything like me, you'll want to see this movie just because it's about Ralf Moeller fighting a giant shark. Moeller, an action star best known for his role as Conan the Barbarian in the syndicated TV series, and as "that one huge German guy" in Gladiator, The Scorpion King, and Beerfest, stars here as Sven, a helicopter pilot haunted by the memory of his wife, who was eaten by a giant shark three years earlier. When the creature appears to have returned to the resort island of Majorca just in time for the annual jet-ski tournament, Sven is the only one who believes there's any danger, and must do battle with a sinister corporation to bring down his underwater nemesis.


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CRANK (2006)

Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:36
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     Jason Statham plays Chev Chelios, a literally adrenaline-fueled hitman with a time limit in this blisteringly fast-paced intelligent revenge action flick from the manic director duo of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Featuring a great sense of humor, bizarre yet self-aware camera tricks, and a light dash of surrealism, this may be the best work that Dwight Yoakam has ever been in. Also, this movie series (yes, there's a sequel) contains what might be argued to be the quintessential Jason Statham character.


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NINJAS VS. VAMPIRES (2010)

Sunday, 27 January 2013 15:57
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     When a down-on-his-luck amateur filmmaker and his unrequited love interest are attacked by vampires, he sets out on a quest to uncover the truth, stumbling upon a secret clan of super-powered ninjas who hunt the very same undead. Through a long series of action hero one-liners, training montages, and camera-winking references to sci-fi and nerd culture, our heroes kung-fu their way through hordes of evil bloodsuckers and save the world from not-very-clearly-specified destruction in this sequel to 2008's Ninjas vs. Zombies.


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BENEATH HILL 60 (2010)

Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:55
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     Based on true events, both sides of World War I use miners to tunnel under the opposing trenches and destroy them. Beneath Hill 60 follows Australian miner Oliver Woodward as he faces the horrors of trench warfare, and the terror of underground tunnels that can collapse or be broken into by enemy soldiers at any moment.


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AGE OF HEROES (2011)

Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:47
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     The true story of how Britain's 30 Commando Unit was formed during World War II. Led by Ian Flemming, the new unit is sent on a top secret mission to Norway to steal the Nazi's newest RADAR technology.


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REAL STEEL (2011)

Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:06
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     In the near future (my God a lot of shit's gonna go down in the “near future” if movies are to be believed) pretty much all sports have been replaced by giant robots beating the ever loving shit out of each other (which seems quite cost prohibitive...). Wolverine, I mean Hugh Jackman, is a deadbeat robot boxer who finds out his son's mother is dead, and he ends up with custody of the child. They go around boxing robots, find father-son love, and all the other bullshit you expect from a film like this.


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THE EXPENDABLES 2 (2012)

Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:29
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     The sequel to the 2010 action film The Expendables, The Expendables 2 is once again another film that exists solely to put near every action star from ever onto the screen at the same time and have them beat the ever loving shit out of each other, as well as an near inexhaustible supply of extras and stunt men. As well as keeping Hollywoods pyrotechnics experts employed.

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Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

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