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UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING (2012)

Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:09
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The Buzz:

        Our protagonist's family is brutally murdered in front of his eyes by Jean-Claude Van Damme, and he wakes up in the hospital after a coma. This sets him on the path for revenge against Andrew Scott (Dolph Lundgren) and his army of genetically-enhanced super-warriors, who are protecting Van Damme.

 


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GET THE GRINGO (2012)

Wednesday, 27 March 2013 08:28
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The Buzz:

     Mel Gibson plays the title character that is thrown into a Mexican jail while trying to leave the country with two million in stolen cash.  While in prison he befriends a child (not in the Jeffrey Jones way) and learns that the kid is being left alive to culture a liver for the boss gangster in the joint.  Massive killing ensues on all sides of the conflict and good old gringo is in the middle of everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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2012 (2009)

Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:00
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The Buzz:

     At the end of 2012, the world ended yet another time, this time it was a lovely day in December.  This film chronicles what Roland Emmerich thought it would be like.  That is, if no action stars or muscular men were left at the time.  This time around its 2012 and the world is ending because (insert crazy ass reason why here) and there is no stopping it, but some people can survive because (insert crazy ass reason why here).  But we are here for the destruction, death, and general insanity that comes with all disaster movies; this is one of my faves.

 

 


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SNIPER: RELOADED (2011)

Friday, 01 March 2013 12:00
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The Buzz:

      Have you ever been kept up at night, wishing someone would reboot the Sniper with Tom Berenger franchise? Yeah, neither have I, but someone went and did it anyway. When a Marine's entire team is killed by an enemy sniper in the Congo, he sets himself to finding their killer, and uncovering the...sinister (?) plot behind their demise.

 


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"FFOLKES" (1979)

Wednesday, 27 February 2013 12:00
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The Buzz:

     Set in the North Sea in during the late 70’s (because that’s when it was made), this film deals with a terrorist who takes control of two oil rigs and threatens to blow them to the bottom of the sea.  Originally titled North Sea Hijack, I prefer the American title of “ffolkes”, named after Roger Moore’s character because he is the reason this movie even exists.

 


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BULLET TO THE HEAD (2013)

Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:23
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The Buzz

     Continuing the trend of 2013 bringing back the aging action star, I submit Walter Hill's Bullet to the Head. Sylvester Stallone plays James Bonomo, a professional hitman doublecrossed after a hit on an ex-cop. After "teaming up"  with detective Taylor Kwan (Sung Kang), the duo track down the people who set him up and exact their kind of revenge.


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SHOOT 'EM UP (2007)

Monday, 18 February 2013 16:59
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The Buzz

     Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Belluci star in a hyperviolent stylized conspiracy looney toon about a drifter and a hooker protecting a baby as they attempt to elude hitmen and government agents. This may not sound special initially, but don’t let the innocuous description fool you. The level of self-awareness, sharp humor, and jaw-droppingly badass visuals make this movie absolutely essential viewing for anyone who’s ever raised a glass to cinema.


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THE LAST STAND (2013)

Thursday, 14 February 2013 00:18
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The Buzz

     Who says being old school is boring? Director Jee-Woon Kim brings us The Last Stand starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ray Owens, an ex-LAPD Narcotics officer that settles down in the small town of Summerton Junction and becomes sheriff. When an infamous drug lord escapes from the FBI and makes a break towards Mexico, it's up to Owens and the rest of his department to keep him from crossing the border and continuing his life of crime. The cast-list has a lot of well known talent that doesn't seem like it should work out, but believe me when I say it does. The Last Stand is a fantastic Action-comedy that brings back memories of the classics that made Arnie famous in the first place.

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