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Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47

The Tanked Matinee Review - S01E05 - The Future of Super Hero Movies Featured


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In this episode our hosts Enuncia, Ben, Biggs, Alex, and newcomer Kitty discuss the point of view that Super Hero films will soon pop and lose their relevance, and discuss where they see the future of these films going.


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Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:25

FPS 109 - RAGING SHARKS


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Sharks. That is all. OR IS IT? Find out with Philosophic_Al in this episode of The Film Philosophy Show!

Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane

 


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Friday, 22 March 2013 15:56

The Tanked Matinee Review - S01E04 - Board Gaming


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Hosts Enuncia, Ben, and Biggs talk about one of their favorite hobbies outside of movies, and provide some suggestions for games you might enjoy.

Music Used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand


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Friday, 22 February 2013 04:20

The Tanked Matinee Review! - S01E03 - A Good Day to Die Hard


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     Hosts Enuncia and Ben share their thoughts on the new movie A Good Day to Die Hard.

Follow the hosts on Twitter:

@Enuncia

@bencmarsh

@TankedMatinee

 

Like our Facebook Page!

 

Music Used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand

 

We would like to apologize for the audio quality in spots.  If anyone knows how to make USB mic's/Skype/Soundflower/Pro Tools play nicely together flawlessly, we'd be interested in how to best do so...

 


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Saturday, 22 December 2012 01:59

FPS 108 - Caravan of Courage


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In this, the "long lost" Season 2 Finale, Al proves that he can actually count higher than 7, answers an age-old question that has plagued fanboys for years, and makes some very timely Christmas jokes (remarkable, considering this was shot in April). Long ago in an apartment far, far away, let's watch the OTHER infamous TV Star Wars movie: 1984's "Caravan of Courage."

Produced, Edited, Written, and Hosted by Alex Lane


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Thursday, 09 August 2012 14:40

Tanked Matinee Review! - S01E02 - Total Recall


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Tanked Matinee Reivew! - S01E02 - Total Recall

Join hosts Adam and Biggs as they discuss the new film Total Recall, and shoot it out against its original 1990 release.

Follow Them on Twitter:

Adam: @Enuncia

Biggs:  @thedrunkendevil

Music Clips Used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand


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Monday, 30 July 2012 19:36

Tanked Matinee Review! - S01E01 - The Avengers vs. The Dark Knight Rises


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Tanked Matinee Review! - S01E01 - The Avengers vs. The Dark Knight Rises

Host Enuncia is joined by Tanked Matinee contributors and founders Ben and Biggs to compare this year's two (probably) biggest films so far to decide which was better and why.  They are also later joined by @Lagibcrow (as you know him on twitter) to discuss their most anticipated upcoming films of the year 2012.

Follow the reviewers on Twitter:

Adam: @Enuncia

Ben: @bencmarsh

Biggs: @thedrunkendevil

Al: @Lagibcrow

Music clips used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand

P.S: Sorry for crazy audio, first time with this setup/kludge system.  Also Spears is NOT a cunt as stated, he is instead a slacker who fell asleep.


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Saturday, 05 May 2012 08:05

FPS 107 - Star Odyssey


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Alex takes a long-delayed look at an Italian sci-fi epic to explore the realm of copycat cinema. Can a blatant ripoff possibly achieve anything its original inspiration didn't? And what's with the costume change? Find out with 1979's "Star Odyssey."
Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex Lane
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Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:59

FPS 106 - Home Made


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The Film Philosophy Show returns to the realm of direct-to-DVD independent fare, this time with a piece from an ambitious young UK director. Can you make a horror classic with only a four-figure budget, and if so, how? Alex sees if the cinematic slasher antics are up to snuff in 2006's "Home Made."

Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex Lane


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Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:50

FPS 105 - Attack from Space


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Costumed heroes are nothing new, but every country has its own take on the concept. So, how does the Japanese version of Superman represent the society he came from? And what does any of this have to do with Power Rangers? Alex uncovers the secrets of the universe with a 1965 adaptation of a tokusatsu classic, "Attack from Space."

Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex Lane


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Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:30

FPS 104 - Twister's Revenge!


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Action movies are basically just big, dumb entertainment, but is it possible for a movie's dumbness to handicap how big it gets? Alex checks under the hood of 1987's "Twister's Revenge" to find out.

Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex Lane


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Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:26

FPS 103 - Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for the Devil Boxer


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The Film Philosophy Show tackles a production from infamous Hong Kong director Godfrey Ho, the man who saw a film containing kidnapping, UFOs, and a horde of vampires and said "you know what this story needs? NINJAS." Alex puzzles out what makes martial arts good entertainment for children, with 1991's "Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for the Devil Boxer."

Produced, edited, written, and hosted by Alex Lane.

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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