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Friday, 14 March 2014 22:14

Tanked Matinee Review! S02E01 - 300: Rise of an Empire Review


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Join hosts Adam and Ben as they talk about some updates on some of the upcoming Marvel films!  Then they share their opinions on the recently released 300: Rise of an Empire.

 

Follow us on Twitter:

@Enuncia

@bencmarsh

@TankedMatinee

 

Music:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand


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Thursday, 20 February 2014 03:25

Episode 106 - Shotgun Betty, Beard Beer, Toxic Sludge


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As it's taken our mighty hosts these past two months to recover from the holidays we finally have BBR's first truly festive Christmas episode. With a number of new faces and voices from the Tanked Matinee staff around they review Shotgun Betty, Beard Beer, and Toxic Sludge. Interesting beers all around which should make for an interesting episode!

Follow the links below to find out more about the beers in this episode!

http://www.loneriderbeer.com/beers/shotgun-betty/
https://rogue.com/beers/beard-beer.php
http://bluepointbrewing.com/bpbc/microbrews/bp-toxic-sludge/

Music in this episode:

Reel Big Fish - Beer (as always)
Ram Jam - Black Betty
The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
Britney Spears - Toxic
Various Christmas Carols poorly sung
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up


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Friday, 07 February 2014 21:01

Episode 105 - Milk Stout, Great Dismal, Aventinus


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Our hairy duo once again braves the world of beer to tell you what is and is not worth drinking while also hopefully providing a few laughs. In this episode they review Left Hand's Milk Stout, O'Connor's Great Dismal Black IPA, and Schneider-Weisse's Aventinus Wheat Dopplebock.

http://www.oconnorbrewing.com/

http://www.lefthandbrewing.com/
http://www.schneider-weisse.com/


Music in this episode:
Reel Big Fish - Beer
Milk Song - Korean children's song
Nitty Gritty Band - Return to Dismal Swamp
Agnes Obel - Aventine


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Friday, 13 December 2013 18:05

RC-M Poe-Vember: The Raven


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Our tour through the Poe cycle for 2013 concludes with a movie in a castle, where Vincent Price misses his dead wife, Peter Lorre is always drunk, and Jack Nicholson makes a lot of goofy faces - but it's completely different from every other Poe movie, we swear! Find out how with this look at 1963's The Raven.


Produced and written by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:56

Episode 104 - Old Chub, Anchor Porter, Voodoo Vator


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In our fourth episode, and what appears to be our first ever Holiday episode... kind of.... Ben and Biggs drink a few beers, tell you what they think, and make in appropriate comments throughout. Pretty par for course it would seem.

To learn more about the beers in this episode follow these links:
http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/year-round/old-chub/
http://www.anchorbrewing.com/beer/anchor_porter
http://www.atwaterbeer.com/atwater-brands/

Music:
Reel Big Fish - Beer
Chubb Rock - The Chubbster
Bjork - Anchor Song
Black Sabbath - Voodoo


Thanks for watching and remember to subscribe, follow, and leave us comments!


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Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:37

RC-M Poe-Vember: Pit and the Pendulum / Masque of the Red Death


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Poe-Vember continues with a look over two of the most opulent and colorful of the Poe films, explaining how POV shots and fancy paintjobs can mess with your mind.

Produced and edited by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:36

RC-M Poe-Vember: Tales of Terror


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Edgar Allan Poe-Vember gets underway with an overview of Corman's five-year, eight-film series of psychological horror movies, then takes a look at Tales of Terror, an anthology film starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Vincent Price, Basil Rathbone, and Vincent Price!


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Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:22

RC-M: Hallo-Weekend 2013 Quadruple-Feature


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For those of you still celebrating Halloween this weekend, Roger Cor-MANIA! digs up four Corman-related horror flicks from the '70s and '80s. It's a grab bag of mummies, vampires, Frankensteins and freaks in this 2013 Hallo-weekend marathon.

These four films can be purchased in the "Vampires, Mummies, and Monsters" collection from SHOUT! Factory. All media used in this production do not necessarily represent the video quality of any particular product.

Produced and edited by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Tuesday, 22 October 2013 02:24

RC-M: A Bucket of Blood & Little Shop of Horrors


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In this episode, we check out a pair of movies that helped Roger Corman break new ground in the comedy genre and achieve mainstream success despite his usual thriftiness. The fact that they're basically the exact same story told two different ways is just one more way to be efficient! Prepare for one part beatniks, one part botany with the black comedies "A Bucket of Blood" and "Little Shop of Horrors."

Commentary by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:13

RC-M: Not of This Earth (1995)


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Philosophic_Al takes a third look at the classic tale of Mr. Johnson, his attractive nurse, and a lot of lackluster special effects with the '95 version of "Not of This Earth." Does the presence of a well-known lead make this the definitive edition? And was the original even worth re-making AGAIN, anyway?

Commentary written and produced by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Tuesday, 17 September 2013 03:00

RC-M: Not of This Earth (1957 & 1988)


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Think Hollywood's obsession with remakes is a recent development? Nope, Roger Corman was a trend-setter there, too. One script, two movies, and thirty years between them - so which version is more worth watching? (Hint: it might be the one with more nudity in it)

Commentary by Alex "Philosophic_Al" Lane for TankedMatinee.com


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Friday, 06 September 2013 03:54

Episode 103 - Vampire Slayer, Old Engine Oil, Duchesse de Bourgogne


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In episode 3 Ben and Biggs bring along fellow Tanked Matinee member Adam Scalici as their first guest. Things start off well, but the trio quickly begin disagreeing on the beverages on the table. Beers reviewed are Clown Shoes Vampire Slayer, Old Engine Oil, and Duchesse de Bourgogne. Don't forget to visit us at www.tankedmatinee.com

If you'd like to read more about the beers in this episode, visit their websites!
http://www.clownshoesbeer.com/vampire-slayer
http://harviestoun.com/our-beers/old-engine-oil
http://www.brouwerijverhaeghe.be/en/duchesse-de-bourgogne

Songs in this episode:
Reel Big Fish - Beer
Nerf Herder - Theme From Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Jackie Brenston - Rocket 88
Genesis - Duchess

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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