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MY PAL LEE OR LEE: PORTRAIT OF A ZOMBIE KILLER

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MY PAL LEE OR LEE: PORTRAIT OF A ZOMBIE KILLER

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     I would like to preface this article with the fact that I know this is a movie site, but I've got something to say about a video game, and dammit, I’m gonna say it here.  If you are upset about this, then don’t read it.  If you are not upset about this, then let me give you something to be depressed about; Richie Havens died today.  He opened up Woodstock and led a life of peace and music and lots of weed and now he’s dead, just like Hitler.  So on that bombshell off to a little story I like to call “My Pal Lee OR Lee: Portrait a Zombie Killer”.

 

 

 

 

But First How About A Little Tongue?

 

     I am not a traditional gamer, I hate first person shooters, I hate playing online, and I’m unimpressed by most of the big name titles that come out.  I think this may stem from the fact that I grew up with the only console gaming being my friend’s NES and I rarely played that.  The only multi-player experience I have ever enjoyed was Goldeneye for the N64 and a few close friends or the Smash Brothers series.  So I grew up with computer games and a point-and-click interface.  I still see this as the best way to tell a story and add some humor into your tale at the same time.  To this day I have fond memories of Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, Kings Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow, Leisure Suit Larry, MYST, Deja Vu, and a little known classic Under a Killing Moon.  There are some that I never got to play like Grim Fandango, Day of the Tentacle, Maniac Mansion, and Gabriel Knight.  I got a quick glimpse that people wanted these games again when I picked up Hotel Dusk: Room 215; then I heard about Back to the Future: The Game, and that gem led me to two other titles: Jurassic Park: The Game and The Walking Dead.  I gave the latter a try and it changed my outlook on the gaming industry and just how great a gaming storytelling experience can be.

 

You wish nothing but the best for Clem...

 

     Right off the bat I was stunned by the complexity of the artwork paired along with the sheer simplicity of the gameplay.  That may sound strange, but hear me out; the game is drawn the same way the comic is, but in color.  Not bright and happy color, mind you, but a dreariness that sets the stage for the whole game.  Many point and click adventures have that moment of “What the hell am I supposed to do now?” but The Walking Dead doesn't let you have that.  The game tailors to the way you play, so everything you say can affect a later scene in the game.  It wants you to respond how you feel, so it doesn't give you time to think it through.  The protagonist is named Lee Everett and you start off in the back of a police cruiser and get a minor back story and learn that the outbreak just started that day.  You are immediately thrown into the game when mid-conversation the cruiser strikes a walker and crashes.  This starts your journey and when you rescue Clementine, a little girl who was left behind by her parents. Lee’s whole world changes.

 

 

It's funny cuz it's TRUE!

 

    The great part of these stories is that it’s a soap opera set in the zombie apocalypse, and the characters are what is truly important.  Lee spends the rest of his story doing what’s best for Clementine or being a total dick to her; it’s your choice, but I think you miss the point that way.   The voice acting is amazing throughout the story and makes you believe in the characters.  The best part is that you can see the changes in Lee’s character that come through his relationship with Clementine.  I didn't go in too deep with the story because you really have to play this.  It is not just a great game; it’s one of the best experiences I have ever had.  I am happy to say that the point-and-click genre is coming back into its own and not a moment too soon! [I very seriously recommend The Walking Dead series as well to both fans of the series and any gamer in general. Just don't expect something you've seen before. - Editor]

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