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Mindhunters (2004)

Monday, 15 June 2015 06:08

The Buzz:

A party of potential FBI profilers embark on a final test to make it into the Bureau, but of course it’s not a movie unless one of them is secretly a SERIAL KILLER! In a modern re-telling (well…kind of) of “12 Little Indians,” out group of…characters (not quite heroes) must figure out which one of them is the Puppet Master aka Bad Guy before their evil plan ends in all of their deaths.

 

DEAR MR. WATTERSON (2013)

Friday, 11 July 2014 12:00

The Buzz:

        A documentary that examines the popularity of Calvin & Hobbes, through interviews with various comic artists, archivists, and fans.

 

VALHALLA RISING (2009)

Friday, 09 May 2014 14:35

The Buzz:

        A savage warrior, held captive by a Norse chieftain and forced to fight for money, escapes his bonds. Soon after this warrior, deemed One-Eye, and a young slave boy join forces with a group of Christian warriors to journey to the Holy Land. But their vessel is lost at sea, and they find themselves in a new world full of dangers.

 

WE STEAL SECRETS: THE STORY OF WIKILEAKS (2013)

Wednesday, 15 January 2014 12:00

The Buzz:

        This documentary takes a look at the controversial website WikiLeaks, it's founder Julian Assange, and the events that brought them to the world's center stage. Featuring archive footage of Assange and interviews with his co-workers and those he interacted with, this film follows the history of the site, and reveals the details behind it's most controversial leak from the actions of Chelsea (Bradley) Manning.

 

TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES (2003)

Monday, 25 November 2013 23:06

The Buzz

 

     Arnold (do you really need to know which one?) stars in the third installment of the Terminator series; a movie that debuted a month before he announced his candidacy for governorship in the California recall election of 2003 (do you really need to know if he won?), and I assume that he was trying to earn cash for the campaign, because this film does not deviate or try anything new. Features expansion on the most bastardized storyline outside of the Zelda series, lots of very cool explosions, and tons of self-referential humor. Yes, it's the entry where both the machines and the scriptwriting become self-aware.

REDEMPTION (2013)

Friday, 08 November 2013 15:33

The Buzz:

        Ex-special forces soldier Joey (Jason Statham) now lives on the streets while trying to hide from society and a court-martial. But unforeseen events allow him to take on the identity of another man, and with it a chance to do some good, and possibly redeem his sins.

 

THE ROAD (2009)

Friday, 13 September 2013 17:42

The Buzz:

        Viggo Mortensen travels through a post-apocalyptic wasteland (what kind of apocalypse is never mentioned, but my money is on giant meteor) with his son on their quest to reach the coast. But the road is fraught with dangers, from mother nature, roving gangs, and cannibals, forcing father and son to survive by any means possible.

 

RED DAWN (2012)

Friday, 30 August 2013 14:06

The Buzz:

        This reboot of the 1984 classic (?) follows a group of teenagers as their world is thrown into chaos following an invasion by North Korea. Soon the kids are mounting a guerrilla resistance to the foreign occupiers, in this high-adrenaline action flick.

 

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS (2012)

Friday, 09 August 2013 12:00

The Buzz:

        Jack Frost, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Sandman all join forces to defeat the evil of the Boogey Man Pitch Black in this family high-fantasy/adventure film.

 

The Buzz:

        This computer-animated sci-fi film brings us into the world of the 41st millennium, based on the immensely popular Warhammer 40K game world created by Games Workshop. A detachment of space marines, gene-engineered super-soldiers (before you groan, these were pretty much the original such sci-fi staple, and most of the other examples you may know take their inspiration from this universe) from the Ultramarines chapter are sent on a mission to answer a distress beacon from a shrine-world guarded by their brothers-in-arms, the Imperial Fists.

 

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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