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FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN (2001)

Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:27

The Buzz:

     Humanity is fighting for survival after a meteor crashed into the Earth some years ago, giving birth to horrific phantoms that can suck the soul right out of a living being. With their days numbered, Aki, a young female scientist, along with a group of soldiers, must track down eight specific spirits in order to save the world.

MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED! (2010)

Monday, 16 July 2012 18:03

The Buzz:

     This documentary goes behind the scenes of those classic drive-in movies known as “exploitation films.” Specifically, the backstory behind the sudden uprising in Filipino movie making during the 60's and 70's that led to this huge craze, and how exploitation films evolved over the years.

DEAD SPACE: AFTERMATH (2011)

Monday, 16 July 2012 13:32

The Buzz:

     Another short anime film based on the Dead Space video games, set in between Dead Space and Dead Space 2. In aftermath, we discover some of the backstory of Dead Space 2, including how pieces of the Marker were recovered, and the fate of the O'Bannon.

DEAD SPACE: DOWNFALL (2008)

Monday, 16 July 2012 13:04

The Buzz:

     A short anime film based on the video game Dead Space, where we gain more back story as to how the Marker was first discovered, and the downfall of the Ishimura.

CHOCOLATE (2008)

Sunday, 15 July 2012 16:40

The Buzz:

     From the same folks who brought you Ong Bak and The Protector comes the film Chocolate, about a young girl with autism who learns to fight from watching martial arts films, and has to fight brutal gangsters who owe her sick mother money to earn the cash needed to pay for her treatments.

SUGAR HILL (1974)

Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:18

 The Buzz:

     The script writers in Exploitation Town are at it again. After some gangsters murder her boyfriend for the rights to his nightclub, Sugar Hill embarks on a quest to avenge her fallen man. No she doesn't go on a Rambo-esque shoot-em-up-car-chase rampage through town, like most other exploitation flicks. She goes one step further, summoning a small army of zombies to avenge her boyfriend's death!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (2012)

Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:09

The Buzz:

     The “secret” life behind President Abraham Lincoln is revealed, as he seeks revenge against the vampire responsible for the death of his beloved mother. But other characters from our nation's history enter the fray, and soon Lincoln has to split his time between hunting the undead, and saving the nation from itself, the Civil War, and the vampire menace.

SAVING PRIVATE PEREZ (2011)

Friday, 01 June 2012 15:06

The Buzz

A Mexican drug lord's mother's deathbed wish is for him to save his brother, who has gone MIA in Iraq. He assembles a group of degenerates Ocean's Eleven style to go bring Private Perez back and win the favor of his mother before she dies.

KILLER ELITE (2011)

Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:24

The Buzz:

     When a retired special operator's mentor is kidnapped and held prisoner, he must take on a mission to eliminate members of the SAS responsible for killing the kidnapper's son.  But as if killing elite members of the SAS isn't hard enough, he must also contend with a secret military society's operative who's protecting these same SAS commandoes. 

13 (2010)

Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:36

The Buzz:

     The American remake of 2005 Swedish film 13 Tzameti, 13 follows young Vince, who's family is hurting for money. He stumbles upon a mysterious letter meant for a dead man, with the promise of lots of cash. Little does he know he's about to put his life on the line, as he's unwillingly forced to compete in a high stakes Russian Roulette tournament.

 

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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