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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (2012)

Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:09

The Buzz:

     The “secret” life behind President Abraham Lincoln is revealed, as he seeks revenge against the vampire responsible for the death of his beloved mother. But other characters from our nation's history enter the fray, and soon Lincoln has to split his time between hunting the undead, and saving the nation from itself, the Civil War, and the vampire menace.

SAVING PRIVATE PEREZ (2011)

Friday, 01 June 2012 15:06

The Buzz

A Mexican drug lord's mother's deathbed wish is for him to save his brother, who has gone MIA in Iraq. He assembles a group of degenerates Ocean's Eleven style to go bring Private Perez back and win the favor of his mother before she dies.

KILLER ELITE (2011)

Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:24

The Buzz:

     When a retired special operator's mentor is kidnapped and held prisoner, he must take on a mission to eliminate members of the SAS responsible for killing the kidnapper's son.  But as if killing elite members of the SAS isn't hard enough, he must also contend with a secret military society's operative who's protecting these same SAS commandoes. 

13 (2010)

Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:36

The Buzz:

     The American remake of 2005 Swedish film 13 Tzameti, 13 follows young Vince, who's family is hurting for money. He stumbles upon a mysterious letter meant for a dead man, with the promise of lots of cash. Little does he know he's about to put his life on the line, as he's unwillingly forced to compete in a high stakes Russian Roulette tournament.

 

SE7EN (1995)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:54

The Buzz:

     Morgan Freeman plays Detective Somerset, who has one week left till retirement, and is shackled with training his out-of-town replacement (Brad Pitt). But he might have to put retirement on hold, as there's a new serial killer on the loose, who is murdering his victims in bizarre enactments of the seven deadly sins. Time is running out, as the police have no clues, no suspects, and the killer is approaching his seventh masterpiece.

CECIL B. DEMENTED (2000)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012 04:16

The Buzz:

     A Hollywood A-list actress is kidnapped by a group of independent film zealots, led by the insane Cecil B. Demented, and forced to star in their underground film. Things quickly spiral out of further control, as the film involves real people, real guns, and real acts of terrorism throughout the city of Baltimore.

RED STATE (2011)

Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:39

The Buzz:

     Three young boys answer an online add from a woman who wants a night of wild sex. But not all is as it seems, and soon they find themselves in the hands of a family of dangerous religious zealots. Events quickly spiral out of control, and the ATF (led by John Goodman of all people) is soon in an all out shooting war with the kidnappers.

The Buzz:

     Take at look at the masterpiece created by renowned film producer St. James St. James (made when he was only about 10 years old!), in which Sal Bando returns home from the horrors of Vietnam to find that America has changed a lot since he's been gone.  Namely, the Mexicans have taken over the pool servicing industry!  After his wife and child are killed by a Mexican pool boy, Bando begins a crusade to take back the pool service industry, by force!

STAG NIGHT (2008)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:18

The Buzz:

A group of friends get trapped in the New York subway system late one night, and are soon fighting for their lives as a group of subway-dwelling cannibals hunt them down one-by-one. 

TWO-HEADED SHARK ATTACK (2012)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 06:41

The Buzz:

A boat-full of young co-eds breaks down off a deserted island.  As if that wasn't bad enough, there's a giant two-headed shark swimming around the island, eating everything it can reach.  And as if that wasn't bad (or schlocky) enough, the island is sinking!  Talk about a shit day.

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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