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MIAMI CONNECTION (1987)

Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:28

The Buzz:

     A lost film recently recovered from oblivion, Miami Connection is an 80's martial arts movie that follows a young synth rock band, who are skilled in Tae Kwon Do, as they face off against a rival band, a rival gang, and cocaine-dealing biker-ninjas. Yes, you read that last part correctly, COCAINE-DEALING BIKER-NINJAS!

THE GREY (2011)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:56

The Buzz:

     After a plane crash leaves a group of survivors stranded in the middle of nowhere in Alaska ("middle of nowhere" and "Alaska" seems a little redundant), they must struggle to survive against the weather, and a pack of wolves who are hunting them down one-by-one. Starring Liam Neeson, so everything will be OK, right?

THE PERFECT HOST (2010)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:44

The Buzz:

     A criminal on the run after a bank robbery gone wrong cons his way into a man's house to hide from the police. But not everything is as it seems, and the tables are quickly turned.

SECTOR 7 (2011)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:31

The Buzz:

     On a deep sea oil rig, the crew is desperately searching for oil in a region where there's apparently none to be found. But that soon becomes the least of their problems, when they become isolated by a severe storm, and a monster looses itself upon the rig and the unfortunate crew.

DEAR GOD, NO! (2011)

Saturday, 08 September 2012 15:36

The Buzz:

     In this super low budget exploitation film we follow a group of no morale bikers as they rape and murder their way to eventually end up in the home of a scientist and his family. After harassing and threatening the tables are eventually turned when an unexpected visitor shows up. What this movie lacks in great acting, sound, or cinematography it attempts to make up for in pushing the envelope in terms of violence and sexuality. 

 

FATHER'S DAY (2011)

Saturday, 08 September 2012 14:58

The Buzz:

     Troma brings us their newest romp of gore and absurdity! Years ago a serial rapists and murderer assaulted fathers the country over. Now he has returned and only a one-eyed vigilante, a gay male hooker, and a priest can hunt him down and put an end to the terror once and for all. Filmed in the style of a 70's exploitation/grindhouse picture, this retro looked modern classic makes "Hobo with a Shotgun" look like a college film student project. 

 

REAL STEEL (2011)

Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:06

The Buzz:

     In the near future (my God a lot of shit's gonna go down in the “near future” if movies are to be believed) pretty much all sports have been replaced by giant robots beating the ever loving shit out of each other (which seems quite cost prohibitive...). Wolverine, I mean Hugh Jackman, is a deadbeat robot boxer who finds out his son's mother is dead, and he ends up with custody of the child. They go around boxing robots, find father-son love, and all the other bullshit you expect from a film like this.

THE EXPENDABLES 2 (2012)

Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:29

The Buzz:

     The sequel to the 2010 action film The Expendables, The Expendables 2 is once again another film that exists solely to put near every action star from ever onto the screen at the same time and have them beat the ever loving shit out of each other, as well as an near inexhaustible supply of extras and stunt men. As well as keeping Hollywoods pyrotechnics experts employed.

THE BOURNE LEGACY (2012)

Wednesday, 29 August 2012 09:29

The Buzz:

     Picking up where the Bourne trilogy left off (kinda), super agent Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner) is betrayed by his agency (sorta), and sets on a path of revenge against them (-ish). Along the way he meets a doctor (Rachel Weisz) who's life is in danger from the same agency, and together they start their life on the run (maybe).

IN TIME (2011)

Monday, 06 August 2012 14:49

The Buzz:

     So, once again, Hollywood tries to show us a dystopian future (I am so goddamn sick of dystopian futures these days) where people stop aging at 25, and can potentially live ever. But they only have a set amount of time, which is used as currency. The rich have more time than the poor, who die every day. When our main character meets a man who gives him all his time (almost a century), thereby killing himself, and his mother dies in the streets, he decides that the rich have to pay. From there he gets cops chasing him cause they think they killed the rich guy, and he steals some asshole's daughter, who then becomes his Bonnie to his Clyde so they can steal time...you know what, this has already gone on long enough.

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

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