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DOOMSDAY BOOK (2012)

Friday, 29 March 2013 15:33

The Buzz:

        Doomsday Book consists of three completely separate short stories having to do with the end of the world. Part one follows the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse in Seoul, and one young man's transformation from a lonely bachelor, into a murdering zombie. Part two deals with a robot who has reportedly achieved Buddhist enlightenment, and man's reaction to the claim. And finally part three follows a young girl who's Internet purchase of an 8-ball (the billiards ball, not a bag of drugs) endangers the entire human race.

 

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

Friday, 22 March 2013 16:34

The Buzz:

        One of those Disney films from our childhood that flopped in the box office, but we all seem to remember fondly, Atlantis follows one Milo Thatch as he seeks to uncover the lost continent from legend. He meets up with an old friend of his grandfather's, who funds his expedition and provides an expert crew of explorers to aid him in his quest.

 

THE ASSAULT (2010)

Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:00

The Buzz:

        Based on real events, this movie chronicles the events of the hijacking of Air France Flight 8969, and the efforts of the French government and their Special Forces, the GIGN, to rescue the hostages. Told through the eyes of an Intelligence Analyst, the terrorists, and a GIGN operative, The Assault details the events of the hijacking, and the subsequent shootout onboard.

 

2001 MANIACS (2005)

Tuesday, 19 March 2013 19:36

The Buzz:

        Once again, some horny teenagers are off to Spring Break and run into trouble along the way. This time they get sidetracked by a detour sign into the little town of Pleasant Valley, where the "friendly" southerners take them into and make them honored guests of the "Guts and Glory Jubilee." But things quickly take a turn for the sinister, and the people of Pleasant Valley turn out to be something other than what they appear in this equal parts horror-comedy.

 

[REC] 3: GENESIS (2012)

Friday, 15 March 2013 20:09

The Buzz:

        The [Rec] series continues into its third chapter, but this time at an Spanish wedding instead of the apartment building from movies 1 & 2. Zombie demons and shaky cam commence in this somewhat quirky little horror film.

BEHIND THE BURLY Q (2010)

Saturday, 02 March 2013 12:00

The Buzz:

        Burlesque dancing is a largely lost art these days, and seems reserved for underground parties, and groups of people who try to be more different than everyone else. But believe it or not it used to be one of the most widespread family entertainment (just let that sink in a bit...) events the U.S. has ever seen. Behind the Burly Q takes a look into the golden age of burlesque through interviews with many of its largest stars and their families.

SNIPER: RELOADED (2011)

Friday, 01 March 2013 12:00

The Buzz:

      Have you ever been kept up at night, wishing someone would reboot the Sniper with Tom Berenger franchise? Yeah, neither have I, but someone went and did it anyway. When a Marine's entire team is killed by an enemy sniper in the Congo, he sets himself to finding their killer, and uncovering the...sinister (?) plot behind their demise.

 

IP MAN (2008)

Friday, 01 March 2013 12:00

The Buzz:     

     Ip Man (directed by Wilson Yip and starring Donnie Yen) is a Chinese historical martial arts movie that is based very loosely on the life of Yip Man, the first martial arts grandmaster to teach the style of Wing Chun, and later on teacher of Bruce Lee. The film follows the story of Ip Man and the city of Fo Shan during the Second World War as they battle to hold the city's honour against the invading Japanese.     

SHINOBI: HEART UNDER BLADE (2005)

Friday, 22 February 2013 03:54

The Buzz:

      Have you ever been sitting through a performance of Romeo and Juliet, and found yourself daydreaming about how much better it would be if everyone were ninjas? Or that they had super-powers? And there were more than two fight scenes? Well aren't you in luck! Shinobi: Heart Under Blade has got all that more, when the heir's-to-be of two rival ninja clans secretly fall in love. But the Lord decides that these two clans are a threat to the Age of Peace, and orders five warriors from each clan to a death match. Now the two lovers are forced to go to war with one another, to decide the fate of the Shinobi.

IRON SKY (2012)

Saturday, 19 January 2013 20:45

The Buzz:

     In the year 2018, "totally-not-Sarah-Palin" is President. And as if that's not weird enough, a manned mission to the moon (apparently we'll be doing that again) discovers a secret base on the dark side of the moon inhabited by Nazi's who fled there during World War II. Soon after a Nazi officer with dreams of being the next Fuhrer leads an expedition to Earth, culminating in an "Invasion of the Moon-Nazi's" (was that an MST3K episode?).

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

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