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DEAD SNOW (2009)

Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:10

 

The Buzz:

A bunch of Swedish med students go on a trip to a cabin in the woods and get killed by, like, total Nazis, man. Spoiler alert; the Nazis are also zombies.

RED STATE (2011)

Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:39

The Buzz:

     Three young boys answer an online add from a woman who wants a night of wild sex. But not all is as it seems, and soon they find themselves in the hands of a family of dangerous religious zealots. Events quickly spiral out of control, and the ATF (led by John Goodman of all people) is soon in an all out shooting war with the kidnappers.

The Buzz:

     Take at look at the masterpiece created by renowned film producer St. James St. James (made when he was only about 10 years old!), in which Sal Bando returns home from the horrors of Vietnam to find that America has changed a lot since he's been gone.  Namely, the Mexicans have taken over the pool servicing industry!  After his wife and child are killed by a Mexican pool boy, Bando begins a crusade to take back the pool service industry, by force!

STAG NIGHT (2008)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 07:18

The Buzz:

A group of friends get trapped in the New York subway system late one night, and are soon fighting for their lives as a group of subway-dwelling cannibals hunt them down one-by-one. 

TWO-HEADED SHARK ATTACK (2012)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 06:41

The Buzz:

A boat-full of young co-eds breaks down off a deserted island.  As if that wasn't bad enough, there's a giant two-headed shark swimming around the island, eating everything it can reach.  And as if that wasn't bad (or schlocky) enough, the island is sinking!  Talk about a shit day.

TROLL HUNTER (2010)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 00:17

The Buzz:

Troll Hunter follows a Norwegian film crew as they investigate a local bear poacher. But they accidentally stumble into a government cover up of the existence of trolls! They embark on a quest to discover why the troll population is behaving differently than they should, and why the government wants their existence to remain unknown.

THE WILD HUNT (2009)

Saturday, 05 May 2012 00:07

The Buzz:

A young man decides to enter the world of LARP’ing (Live Action Role Play) in order to win back his girlfriend. But he must put up with his hard-core player brother, and the other players in this new world of geekiness that he is just unprepared for. But all is not well in this fantasy “fantasy” world, and soon tensions and events spiral out of his control.

FEROCIOUS PLANET (2011)

Friday, 04 May 2012 23:57

The Buzz:

Ferocious Planet is a SyFy Channel original TV movie about a new device designed to allow the user to observe parallel dimensions. The device malfunctions however, transporting a group of people into this strange new realm where they must fight to survive and make it home.

DRAGON (2009)

Friday, 04 May 2012 23:51

The Buzz:

A band of adventurers travel through a haunted forest in order to save their realm from the Dark Elf army threatening them. But before they can reach their goal, they must first defeat the evil dragon dwelling in the woods, and face the necromancer said to dwell there.

SHERLOCK HOLMES (2010, ASYLUM)

Friday, 04 May 2012 23:41

The Buzz:

The Asylum once again goes back to their roots, ripping off Hollywood films and hoping to make a buck on someone getting the two mixed up. In this case, they rip off 2009’s “Sherlock Holmes” starring Robert Downy Jr. In this film, Sherlock and Watson are trying to figure out why fantastical creatures are suddenly appearing and terrorizing London. But there’s more to this case than there seems, and soon the duo are fighting for their lives, and the future of Great Britain.

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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