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THE BOURNE LEGACY (2012)

Wednesday, 29 August 2012 09:29

The Buzz:

     Picking up where the Bourne trilogy left off (kinda), super agent Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner) is betrayed by his agency (sorta), and sets on a path of revenge against them (-ish). Along the way he meets a doctor (Rachel Weisz) who's life is in danger from the same agency, and together they start their life on the run (maybe).

 

Tanked Matinee Reivew! - S01E02 - Total Recall

Join hosts Adam and Biggs as they discuss the new film Total Recall, and shoot it out against its original 1990 release.

Follow Them on Twitter:

Adam: @Enuncia

Biggs:  @thedrunkendevil

Music Clips Used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand

IN TIME (2011)

Monday, 06 August 2012 14:49

The Buzz:

     So, once again, Hollywood tries to show us a dystopian future (I am so goddamn sick of dystopian futures these days) where people stop aging at 25, and can potentially live ever. But they only have a set amount of time, which is used as currency. The rich have more time than the poor, who die every day. When our main character meets a man who gives him all his time (almost a century), thereby killing himself, and his mother dies in the streets, he decides that the rich have to pay. From there he gets cops chasing him cause they think they killed the rich guy, and he steals some asshole's daughter, who then becomes his Bonnie to his Clyde so they can steal time...you know what, this has already gone on long enough.

Tanked Matinee Review! - S01E01 - The Avengers vs. The Dark Knight Rises

Host Enuncia is joined by Tanked Matinee contributors and founders Ben and Biggs to compare this year's two (probably) biggest films so far to decide which was better and why.  They are also later joined by @Lagibcrow (as you know him on twitter) to discuss their most anticipated upcoming films of the year 2012.

Follow the reviewers on Twitter:

Adam: @Enuncia

Ben: @bencmarsh

Biggs: @thedrunkendevil

Al: @Lagibcrow

Music clips used:

Bumblefoot - Firebrand

P.S: Sorry for crazy audio, first time with this setup/kludge system.  Also Spears is NOT a cunt as stated, he is instead a slacker who fell asleep.

FASTER (2010)

Monday, 30 July 2012 17:47

The Buzz:

     An ex-con (Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock) is released from a 10 year prison sentence, and sets out the prove that prison does not in fact work as he goes on a killing spree, hunting down the men who killed his brother after a bank-robbery. Gun fights and fast cars ensue.

DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND (2010)

Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:45

The Buzz:

     After a new “performance enhancing” drug causes severe side effects (read: Zombie Apocalypse), a mercenary for the offending company must track down the one test subject who hasn't succumbed. But of course things are never really that simple, as he must track her through a deteriorating London, and deal with your typical group of apocalypse survivors (read: idiots to be killed off).

CONAN THE BARBARIAN (2011)

Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:37

The Buzz:

     A remake of a movie, based on a series of comics, Conan The Barbarian follows a Sumerian barbarian whose father and village are all killed by an evil conquerer, and who sets out on a quest for revenge. But things aren't quite so simple, as the bad guys are trying to reassemble an ancient, magical mask that will give them necromantic powers with which to take over the world.

AMERICAN GRINDHOUSE (2010)

Wednesday, 18 July 2012 17:26

The Buzz:

     A documentary detailing the rise of the grindhouse theatre and film phenomenon, including its various styles and sub-genres. Includes interviews with some of the big names in producing and directing that made these films what they are, and analysis of various movies and styles to break down “Grindhouse” into its component parts.

FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN (2001)

Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:27

The Buzz:

     Humanity is fighting for survival after a meteor crashed into the Earth some years ago, giving birth to horrific phantoms that can suck the soul right out of a living being. With their days numbered, Aki, a young female scientist, along with a group of soldiers, must track down eight specific spirits in order to save the world.

MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED! (2010)

Monday, 16 July 2012 18:03

The Buzz:

     This documentary goes behind the scenes of those classic drive-in movies known as “exploitation films.” Specifically, the backstory behind the sudden uprising in Filipino movie making during the 60's and 70's that led to this huge craze, and how exploitation films evolved over the years.

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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