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MIAMI CONNECTION (1987)

Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:28

The Buzz:

     A lost film recently recovered from oblivion, Miami Connection is an 80's martial arts movie that follows a young synth rock band, who are skilled in Tae Kwon Do, as they face off against a rival band, a rival gang, and cocaine-dealing biker-ninjas. Yes, you read that last part correctly, COCAINE-DEALING BIKER-NINJAS!

THE GREY (2011)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:56

The Buzz:

     After a plane crash leaves a group of survivors stranded in the middle of nowhere in Alaska ("middle of nowhere" and "Alaska" seems a little redundant), they must struggle to survive against the weather, and a pack of wolves who are hunting them down one-by-one. Starring Liam Neeson, so everything will be OK, right?

THE PERFECT HOST (2010)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:44

The Buzz:

     A criminal on the run after a bank robbery gone wrong cons his way into a man's house to hide from the police. But not everything is as it seems, and the tables are quickly turned.

SECTOR 7 (2011)

Friday, 14 December 2012 17:31

The Buzz:

     On a deep sea oil rig, the crew is desperately searching for oil in a region where there's apparently none to be found. But that soon becomes the least of their problems, when they become isolated by a severe storm, and a monster looses itself upon the rig and the unfortunate crew.

BENEATH HILL 60 (2010)

Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:55

The Buzz:

     Based on true events, both sides of World War I use miners to tunnel under the opposing trenches and destroy them. Beneath Hill 60 follows Australian miner Oliver Woodward as he faces the horrors of trench warfare, and the terror of underground tunnels that can collapse or be broken into by enemy soldiers at any moment.

AGE OF HEROES (2011)

Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:47

The Buzz:

     The true story of how Britain's 30 Commando Unit was formed during World War II. Led by Ian Flemming, the new unit is sent on a top secret mission to Norway to steal the Nazi's newest RADAR technology.

EXIT HUMANITY (2011)

Monday, 10 December 2012 18:55

The Buzz:

     Six years after the end of the Civil War, Edward Young returns home to find his wife killed by zombies, and his son missing. Thus begins his adventure through a living-dead infested Tennessee as he searches for his son, fights the zombie menace, faces off against renegade ex-soldiers, and discovers the source of the undead plague.

100 TEARS (2007)

Monday, 10 December 2012 16:51

The Buzz:

     A fat clown kills people. A LOT of people...

REAL STEEL (2011)

Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:06

The Buzz:

     In the near future (my God a lot of shit's gonna go down in the “near future” if movies are to be believed) pretty much all sports have been replaced by giant robots beating the ever loving shit out of each other (which seems quite cost prohibitive...). Wolverine, I mean Hugh Jackman, is a deadbeat robot boxer who finds out his son's mother is dead, and he ends up with custody of the child. They go around boxing robots, find father-son love, and all the other bullshit you expect from a film like this.

THE EXPENDABLES 2 (2012)

Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:29

The Buzz:

     The sequel to the 2010 action film The Expendables, The Expendables 2 is once again another film that exists solely to put near every action star from ever onto the screen at the same time and have them beat the ever loving shit out of each other, as well as an near inexhaustible supply of extras and stunt men. As well as keeping Hollywoods pyrotechnics experts employed.

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About Us

Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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