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TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL (2010)

Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:00

The Buzz:

     Tucker and Dale are two life-long friends who put their money together to buy a vacation home in the mountains.  The rest of the cast are your normal array of college kids looking to have a good drugged out and drunk time in the woods.  The combination of the redneck humor and naivety, combined with the jaded college “rednecks are evil” vibe, go together well and create great comedy all the way to the wood chipper.

 

CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH (1986)

Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:23

The Buzz: 

     A leak of radioactive waste from the nearby nuclear power plant in Tromaville, New Jersey leads to mutants and murder in the local high school. After smoking pot contaminated by nuclear waste Chrissy and Warren begin having odd side effects which culminates in the upchucking of a mutant baby and a confrontation with the school's honors-students-turned-punk-gang called The Cretins. When The Cretins threaten to harm Chrissy and their mutant baby has grown up to a full sized death machine the only option is for Warren to blow up the school with science!

 

THE LAST STAND (2013)

Thursday, 14 February 2013 00:18

 

The Buzz

     Who says being old school is boring? Director Jee-Woon Kim brings us The Last Stand starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ray Owens, an ex-LAPD Narcotics officer that settles down in the small town of Summerton Junction and becomes sheriff. When an infamous drug lord escapes from the FBI and makes a break towards Mexico, it's up to Owens and the rest of his department to keep him from crossing the border and continuing his life of crime. The cast-list has a lot of well known talent that doesn't seem like it should work out, but believe me when I say it does. The Last Stand is a fantastic Action-comedy that brings back memories of the classics that made Arnie famous in the first place.

THE ONION MOVIE (2008)

Monday, 11 February 2013 12:55

The Buzz

     We’re huge fans of The Onion, and you probably are, too. What you probably didn’t know is that they made a straight-to-DVD movie that was released to no fanfare a couple years ago. It plays out as a sketch film in the same vein as Kentucky Fried Movie, but with the comedy stylings of The Onion. It eventually wraps itself up with a plot and absolutely anti-social message delivered in the best way possible. Featuring the largest cast of “that guy”s of any movie I’ve seen, a couple stellar cameos, and a format that works great for drop-in-drop-out, this may be one of the most party-friendly comedies ever produced.

BUTTER (2011)

Monday, 04 February 2013 06:50

The Buzz:

     Butter is that movie you've never heard of with the actors you love. With a cast list of Jennifer Garner, Ty Burrell (of Modern Family fame), Olivia Wilde, Rob Corddry, Ashley Greene, Alicia Silverstone, and Hugh Jackman, you may find yourself wondering why you've never heard of it before. The ensemble comedy follows the stories of the key players of a butter carving contest in a small town in Iowa, where Destiny (Yara Shahidi) discovers herself and her talent in the medium of butter. 

DEAD HEADS (2011)

Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:55

The Buzz:

     An average guy named Michael wakes up in the middle of a zombie outbreak, with no clue how he got there or what's going on. However, it turns out he's not so average, as he discovers that not only is he himself a zombie, but he's somehow perfectly coherent. He meets Brent, who's also in the same situation, and the two go off to find Michael's lost love. But they're pursued the entire way by some secret agency hell-bent on rounding up all the zombies.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999)

Friday, 25 January 2013 19:56

The Buzz:

     Lights, camera… exploding swan? Not exactly what pops into someone’s head when it comes to a chick flick, but when a documentary crew comes to film the 50th anniversary of the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant, they come face to face with the sharpened claws of girls aiming to be the winner. Stars like Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Brittney Murphy, and many others play the wide variety of beauty queens and ruthless stage-moms in what starts out as a fun journey for the crown, which takes a sharp turn when the contestants start dropping like flies…

CECIL B. DEMENTED (2000)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012 04:16

The Buzz:

     A Hollywood A-list actress is kidnapped by a group of independent film zealots, led by the insane Cecil B. Demented, and forced to star in their underground film. Things quickly spiral out of further control, as the film involves real people, real guns, and real acts of terrorism throughout the city of Baltimore.

The Buzz:

     Take at look at the masterpiece created by renowned film producer St. James St. James (made when he was only about 10 years old!), in which Sal Bando returns home from the horrors of Vietnam to find that America has changed a lot since he's been gone.  Namely, the Mexicans have taken over the pool servicing industry!  After his wife and child are killed by a Mexican pool boy, Bando begins a crusade to take back the pool service industry, by force!

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Tanked Matinee is the place to go for good drinking movies. What do we mean by that? Simply speaking, we evaluate and recommend entertainment media based on how much fun it is to watch with friends on the sofa and a cold beer in hand.

Everyone knows "The Godfather" is a great movie, but is it as great to drink with as "Roadhouse?" We can appreciate "Citizen Kane" as a masterpiece of cinema, but is it as good a centerpiece for your party as "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?"

Tanked Matinee appreciates film as art, but when you're kicking back on Friday night with a tall Rum & Coke, you're not looking for art, man, you want to be entertained. We're here to recommend the best movies for your night in, whether it's a big party, small get-together, or just a quiet night alone with a bottle of wine or three.

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